I left my phone in California Monday morning (a perfect ending to a perfect getaway). Thinking it would be no biggie not having my phone for a few days, I was mistaken. It was a BIG, AWFUL, EXCRUCIATING ordeal-- to such an extent that I began having withdrawals... headaches, blurred vision, fatigue, dry mouth, bargaining, denial, depression, loss of appetite, desperation, hallucinations, etc.
Okay, so maybe I didn't experience ALL of these symptoms but I did feel very isolated those 5 endless days. I even teared up a time or two and in my loneliest of moments, I might have found myself in conversation with Little Dude's Spider Man soccer ball.
To you, Mr. Not-So-Chipper UPS Guy, I am beyond grateful that I barely caught you hopping into your delivery truck yesterday afternoon, holding a package with the name JUCY CLEMONS printed on it. Hopefully you weren't too uncomfortable when I threw my arms around you and squeezed you tight? I meant it though... I really truly meant it. Thank you, thank you for saving my sanity!
And with that, I am totally ready for the weekend!
What are you up to?

Hey...Jucy!! I LOL'ed twice in this...
ReplyDeleteI would DIE without my phone. I'm glad you are back in action and among the "connected" again...
xoxo
You are too cute! Great, funny post! Thanks for the chuckle! This weekend is about fun, sun, friends, family! Enjoy yours!
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you for making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJucy Clemons is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week. I am still laughing. :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I used to get mail - from the church, no less - addressed to Matie Harrrison. Now I ask you, how hard is it to get Katie & Harrison correct?! And I print like a 5th grader champ!
Haha! That seriously made me laugh =). I hear ya though! I forget my phone at home and BAM! instant panick. Totally a legit feeling =) haha.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you all found humor in the worst week of my life! HAHA! It made me laugh too... :)
ReplyDeleteJucy is one happy lady! lol ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!
Ah, Jucy. You crack me up.
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